Dearest readers,

You may find this difficult to contenance, but this morning your loyal and lovely guide was blasted out of her sweet bed at the ungodly hour of nine in the AM by a series of maddening shrieks from her telephone.

All with good reason though, for it transpires that my services have been called upon to guide a private tour group around Sprongholl House* next Monday. I have been selected to guide this mysterious private group of visitors because I live near Sprongholl and have nothing better to do of my well-known wit, charm and consideration.

This will be my first private tour since the House has reopened for the season.
What fun!

Your Guide,


~ Histrionics and Hysteria, Forever, For Everyone™ ~

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