It seems, dear readers, that your beloved tour guide will be transplanted from her usual weekend tour guiding duties at Spronghill* and instead will be covering for another guide at the nearby International Fust™ property, Wellbrook, or as we at the Fust™ like to call it, good old Hellbrook Swellbrook – because it’s so terrific!

Despite all the excitement to be had wandering around a dis-used linen mill like Swellbrook, it hardly ever enjoys the flocks of tourists it should. I predict a quiet and uneventful Saturday…

Your Guide,


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*I really, really do need to come up with something better than that.